You've got pen on your face

You've Got Pen on Your Face - Cock Greeting Card

Name: You've Got Pen on Your Face - Cock Greeting Card
Brand: You've got pen on your face
SKU: FN16
Price: 3.00 GBP
Availability: InStock

£3.00

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A domestic cock for a total cock. This versatile cock can be sent to any cock, for any reason. A male birthday card? A card for someone who is leaving for greener pastures? A prime minister you dislike? All great recipients.

Size: 125mm x 125mm Supplied with Kraft envelope

Blank inside 300gsm star-fine white paper, acid-free card stock

Hand drawn and printed in the UK

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£3.95 under £30
Delivery: 2–4 working days
Orders processed in 1–2 working days

Express Delivery (UK Mainland)

£5.95
Not available for Northern Ireland

Northern Ireland Delivery

Due to increased courier costs, NI delivery is charged separately:

£5.95 (up to 2kg)
£8.95 (over 2kg)
Delivery: 3–4 working days

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FREE over £30
£3.50 under £30
Ready in 2–4 working days

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