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You've Got Pen on Your Face - Cock Greeting Card

You've Got Pen on Your Face - Cock Greeting Card

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A domestic cock for a total cock. This versatile cock can be sent to any cock, for any reason. A male birthday card? A card for someone who is leaving for greener pastures? A prime minister you dislike? All great recipients.

Size: 125mm x 125mm Supplied with Kraft envelope

Blank inside 300gsm star-fine white paper, acid-free card stock

Hand drawn and printed in the UK

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