What’s in the box?
50 Funny Animal Playing Cards
3 Best To Worst Ranking Cards
Easy-to-follow rules cards
How To Play
A Tit always starts, so check your cards and if you have a Tit be the first to shout “TITS OUT” and lay your card on the table. Play continues clockwise, with each player laying a card from the same animal set and announcing what they have. E.G. “Look at my Hairy Tits”.
A player can only play a card from a different animal set if they do not have a card in their hand from the leading animal set, and they must say what they don’t have and what they are playing instead. E.G. “I don’t have any Tits, so I’ll show my Proud Cock!”.
The highest ranking card from the leading set wins the round, unless someone has played a Beaver or Tiny Ass! Beavers and the Tiny Ass can only be played when you don’t have a card from the leading set, but nothing beats a Beaver – except for the Tiny Ass!
Gameplay continues with the winner of each round starting the next. If you win a round, keep the cards face up in front of you. If a sweaty card in your pile, these don’t get points, so place them facedown so you can’t count them in your score at the end!
The Winner
Once all rounds have been played, add up your points to. You score one point per winning pile, but nothing for a pile which has a sweaty card in it. The player with the most points wins the game! If it’s a draw, the player with the most Beavers wins!
