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House of Disaster Catnip 'Cats before twats' Keyring

House of Disaster Catnip 'Cats before twats' Keyring

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Because priorities matter. This elegant little reminder features a gloriously unimpressed cat, aggressively lounging like it pays rent, paired with a bold message that says what you’re already thinking: Cats. First. Always. Perfect for keys, bags, or silently judging everyone around you, this keychain is ideal for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who has absolutely had it with nonsense. The pastel charm softens the blow just enough before the message lands.

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100% zinc alloy

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