Because “actually, I can’t be arsed”. This cheeky keyring says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. Featuring a peachy little reminder that your motivation has left the building, it’s perfect for keys, bags, or passive-aggressive life energy. Stylish. Honest. Emotionally unavailable.
Product Details
Materials: 95% Zinc Alloy, 5% Enamel
Shipping
Dispatch: Orders are dispatched within 1–2 working days. Express orders are dispatched the next working day (Monday–Friday only).
UK Mainland: FREE over £50 (£3.95 under £50) | Express £5.95
Northern Ireland: FREE over £75 (£9.95 under £75) | Express £11.95
Archive Items: Delivery in 5–7 working days. Express unavailable.
Fragile Items: UK Mainland £5.95 Standard / £7.95 Express. Northern Ireland £11.95 Standard / £13.95 Express. Free delivery does not apply.
Click & Collect (Marlow): Free, ready within 24 hours.
Pick-Up Points (UK Mainland only): FREE over £50 (£3.50 under £50).
