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House of Disaster Small Talk 'Welcome to the shit show' Keyring
House of Disaster Small Talk 'Welcome to the shit show' Keyring
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Admission: One questionable life choice. This enamel keyring is for anyone who wakes up every day, grabs their keys, and whispers “let’s see what fresh chaos awaits.” Featuring a charming circus tent and a pink ticket that proudly declares Welcome to the Shit Show - Admit One*, this little accessory is equal parts cute and emotionally accurate. Perfect for keys, bags, or as a tiny warning label to the world. Durable, shiny, and brutally honest - just like you on a Monday.
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Materials: 95% Zinc Alloy, 5% Enamel
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